whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

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this anti joke will likely be the most liked one out of all the anti jokes.

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What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Get your coat, I've got a knife.

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Rebecca Black

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What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

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Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

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Ha

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how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

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What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

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Jake Bowar

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why is liam baldy because his dad is too

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Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

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What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

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Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

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A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

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A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

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Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

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Why did the manager fire his black employee? Because he was stealing office supplies. Why was he stealing office supplies? Because he needed the money for his family. Why did he need that money? Because he wasn't being paid his full wage. Why wasn't he being paid full wage? Because his employer was a racist. Upon this analysis, the state of California ruled the case of Jones vs. Smith in favour of Mr. Jones, and ordered Mr. Smith to give Mr. Jones a cash settlement of $500,000. However, Mr. Jones was still convicted with a single charge of petty theft and was sentenced to six months in prison. His family was still awarded the settlement of $500,000. Mr. Jones made parole three months early for being an "idol inmate."

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What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

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JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

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(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

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Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

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