- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A British man walks into a dental office.

A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

Your mother

Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

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I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

So a disabled man walks into a bar...

Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

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