Knock Knock Who's There Gary Oh hi Gary, come in

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Why was the guy on top of the van It was his funeral

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what's worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped!

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want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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Yo mama is so fat that: it is ruining her self esteem and she worries about her health.

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do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have five fingers and one of then is poking at you

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Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

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What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

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Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything is red. I soaked it in the blood of small children.

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Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

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What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

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what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

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What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was an animal of minimal intelligence and didn't know of the underlining risks involved in crossing a high speed passage for cars and other road baring vehicles, the presence of the chicken in the road also prompted further danger for the drivers involved in the situation. This resulted ultimately in not only the death of the chicken in hand, but also caused two cars, one with a male driver aged 35 and the other with a female driver aged 42 and her two children, to collide. This cost hundreds of pounds in damage for the male driver, who escaped with minor injuries, and the death of one of the woman's children. The whole event was an unnecessary disaster.

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What did the squirrel say to the owl? Nothing, because owls and squirrels don't talk, but the owl ate the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

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Why do reindeer pull Santa's Sleigh? Because Santa won't feed them if they don't.

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what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

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A black man walks into a bar with a parot on his shoulder. The bartender says "Hey you can't bring that in here!" The Parot replies "Sorry i'll have him wait outside."

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Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

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