Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a very good poet

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What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

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What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

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what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

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How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

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Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

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Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

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Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

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Justin Bieber

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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What do you call Obama? - the president

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What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

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What do you get when you combine High Fructose corn syrup. sunflower oil, carbohydrates, and water. How the heck should I know!

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josh roberts you speccy cuunt

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Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

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lol

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Penis jokes.

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You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

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yo mamas so fat, she started working out

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

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Abstract thinking part one of... One: What kind of idiot tries to run trough a wall, rather than to just use the door? The "Idiot" is in a cell whose walls are made of thin wood plates, the door is made of steel and locked. How I cured my own damn anxiety five hundred of one: Now this is real see? I got stressed, damn it was like something that was not me but my body scared as shit began fearing for its life right my arms shaking like fuck sweat and all that crapa? So I got pissed got in front of the mirror, stared at myself and shouted "GODDAMN BODY YOU THINKS YOU CAN CONTROL ME? IF YOU DO NOT STOP BEING SO FUCKING AFRAID OF DEATH! THEN I WILL KILL YOU MYSELF!" So yeah unconventional indeed, but it worked for five times, and I never had to use it anymore. Moral: My own body and every fucking cell of it, is not the only one that fears me more than death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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