Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

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Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

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why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

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what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

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Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

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- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

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Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

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Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

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How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

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What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

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Star Wars

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

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How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

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whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

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What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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A guy is playing cod

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Icecream

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Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

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What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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