- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

Praise Paisley

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

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