- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!"

How did the polack burn his hands on the stove? He placed his hands on the hot stove top burners not realizing they were hot.

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

I can vote and I am equal to males in the work enviornment. That's what she said.

Anne frank dies days before camp was liberated.

Why do the children cry at dinner time? Becuase there mother forces them to eat her own faeces and takes pictures of them doing it and posts it on the internet.

why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't he got ran over half way.

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

Women's rights...

What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

What did death say to life? Go die

Q: Why did the little boy who just got over a terrible sore throat fall down the stairs? A: His legs were brutally torn off by wolves.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

Q. Why did the 8 year old girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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