- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

Q: Why did the little boy who just got over a terrible sore throat fall down the stairs? A: His legs were brutally torn off by wolves.

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

What did death say to life? Go die

What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

Praise Paisley

Q. Why did the 8 year old girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??