- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

My dad

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

Roses are red, violets are blue No they're not, violets are violet

What did the depressed girl say to her mother? I cut my wrists

Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory? A: It's hard to say. HR can not discuss the details of her termination, and the blonde signed a non-discloure agreement. She has since relocated to Biloxi with her family and is doing quit well.

Who has a big nose? YOU!!!

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy This song doesn't rhyme PENIS

antonio is ssooo shexy and smokes

Did you hear about the Englishman who ran all the way to Loch Ness? Oh, that's a shame, because I didn't either.

What do you get when you cross a pumpkin with a kangaroo? An irrelevant punchline.

Why was the baby crying? Because it was just born and usually a baby cries when its born, if it dosent it usually means something is wrong, so the mother was happy to hear her baby cry.

Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? His name.

Life is like a box of chocolates. Except it's not usually a rectangular or love heart shaped... nor does it contain small expensive assorted candy... life may not also contain nuts... or be devoured by our fellow human... Life is not like a box of chocolates

im saul and i love cock

Roses are red Violets are blue you smaell funny just like my poo! this came from the BOTTOM of our hearts!

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