And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

Soccer...

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

Invisible Children Foundation.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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