Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

What's worse than stepping on a nail? stepping on the nail and falling on more nails face first.

yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

Sharvil has aids 4 times

A piece of shit gets flushed down the toilet. The end.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory? A: It's hard to say. HR can not discuss the details of her termination, and the blonde signed a non-discloure agreement. She has since relocated to Biloxi with her family and is doing quit well.

Anti Joke

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