What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

Soccer...

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

Invisible Children Foundation.

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

What is yellow and writes? -A Ball Point Banana!

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

My dad

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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