Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

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A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

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Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

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NASCAR

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Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

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how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

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roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

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one day a hippy and a nun wer on a bus, the hippy asks, Will you have sex with me? the none replies, heck no im a nun. the nun gets off the bus and the hippy follows. the bus driver stops him and says, i know how you can have sex with her, she goes to the cemitary at 9:00 every night, dress us as jesus and command her to have sex with you. okay thanks! the hippy says. that night the hippy dress's up as jesus finds the nun and says " i am jesus and i command you to have sex with me. The nun says okay but only A n a l because im a nun! and they get to it, when there done the hippy takes off his mask and says haha im the hippy, the nun takes off her mask and says haha im the bus driver!! like if you get it :)

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Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

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What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

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John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

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Nick Cannon

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roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

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what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

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How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

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have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

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A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

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What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

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Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

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Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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