- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

wanna here a joke? you.

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

Q. whats red and sits in a hairdressers? A. a baby getting its hair cut with a potato peeler

There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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