- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

Adam Chebali has no life

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

why did the mexican beat your ass larry clark III because you live in a apartment with your mom and dad who are black your dad has a truck your mom recked her car

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