why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

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A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

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Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

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What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

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19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

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How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

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What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

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Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

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Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

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Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

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why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

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How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

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What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

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The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

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A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

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you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

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What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

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When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

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What is not funny Bad jokes!????

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Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

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Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

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Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

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