- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

Nuneaton..

69

Actually it was me Josh brown

What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

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