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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

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What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

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How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

Roses are brown Violets are brown Who shit in my garden

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