Is it true that curiousity killed the cat? No, I hit it multiple times with a baseball bat

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What's one thing that bothers EVERYONE? Mother Theresa

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Why does mcguigan get made fun of ? Because he is gay with Jack Walsh

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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What do you call a black man and an Asian at a school? Two hard-working, dedicated teachers.

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Your dick is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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What's Blue and tastes like orange cake? A blue cake.

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David shut the fuck up your cat has asthma and i dropped a weight on its little fucking head that pikey should of drowned it furthermore your sister looks like a greasy alien

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas ? cancer

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This sentence is not humorous in any fashion whatsoever.

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why did the duck cross the road? because his d**k was stuck in the chickens a**....

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Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

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you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

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What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

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how bout that airplane foood!!!1

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

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why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

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Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

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a duck, a mexican, a camel, a jew, a duck, a moose, an asian, an ostrich, a turtle, an elephant, a scorpion, two vampires, a pokemon, your mom, Stephen Hawkings, a bird, a plane, mario, your family, and a plumber walk into a bar. They have cancer, AIDS, disabilties, diabetes, herpes, siezures, retardation, death in their families, drug addiction, no arms or legs, no home, no money, racial segregation, and have been raped. A combination of which is worse than the holocaust and three bee stings and a rope that fails.

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What's clear and wet? water

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

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your moms my other ride

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