What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

I forgot what i was gonna say

I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

What do you call a black man? Black

How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

Statistically 9/11 Americans wont get this joke. But 7/7 British will.

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