What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black So is my neighbor

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What's black and can't climb trees? A parking lot

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Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

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how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

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Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

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Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

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silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, WITHOUT MY HEART I CANNOT LOVE YOU

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Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

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so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

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Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

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Hey. I came up with an anti-joke. I posted it here.

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Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

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a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

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Why did the little girl cry when she fell off the slide? Because when she fell she hit the dirt ground, cause dust to fly into the air, he eyes started to water in response to keep her eyes from being damaged. The slide however, was taken down, too many children had been hurt while playing on it. The community is now pooling money together in order to build a new playground.

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Why can't George Washington sit up straight? He's dead.

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Want to hear something funny? Sure, what? 9/11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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