- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

What's worse than some one spitting in your food Hitler revealing he's actually a Jew

Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

What did the black person use to peel a banana? His hands.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

What did the Johhny say to the black man when he saw him buying a watermelon? Nothing, Johnny is mute.

Two muffins were in the oven...They were taken out after about 40 minutes, and then enjoyed by all.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Kindly ask him to come down.

Roses are red, vilotes are blue Erics a dick and Chase is too.

Pi and i are having an argument about the state of modern mathematics. Pi goes into a frenzy and i says "be rational". Pi does not realise that i was just being friendly, and so tells him: "get real". [L]

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

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