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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting owl Interrupting owl- HOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

So your driving your brick car and the steering wheel falls off. So how many pancakes does it take to fill your dog house? 12 because hamsters don't wear shoes

How do you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? You find someone you trust and say "an elephant has been in my refrigerator".

What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

-Can I ask you one question? -Yes. -Thank you.

whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

why is pie good. because it just is.

where was the heart of ocean found. madelain mcanns urn

So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

Why did the boy have no ankles? Because his legs were amputated

Q: Why do sharks live in salt water A: Because if they don't the die from blood loss because their blood-cells swell up and explode in non- salty water.

How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

What's the differences between oranges? Trees don't have doors.

Why was the kid picking his nose. Because someone shoved a bomb in it.

The Charlotte Bobcats winning more than 10 games

Dude 1: Hey, ya see these coins here? Dude 2: ya, what about em'? Dude 1: would you say you see these pretty often? Dude 2: yup... :/ Dude 1: so would you call them COMMON CENTS!?!?!?!?!

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

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