- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mummas so ugley that it looks like it court fire and your family put it out with forkes

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

I swear to drunk officer I'm not god.

Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

Jesus can walko water Humans are 70% water I can walk on humans Therefore i am 70% Jesus

Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because it tastes good.

A blonde was drinking water from the water fountain. She was very thirsty.

Once upon a time

What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

What do gay cows eat? Grass.

Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

Where's the dick??? east

"why did the cheese not go to church on sunday" "because it was jewish"

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown, sticky and crawls up your leg? A homesick poo.

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I am a dog.

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