A Chinese kid fails his math test.

Shaving your balls is just plain nuts!

What happened to the little boys house? It burned down. How did the boy die? In the fire.

my hand is a DOLPHIN!

wanna hear a joke? yes

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

Why was 6 afraid of seven? because 7 brutally beat and raped 9

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, Everything is gray, I'm a dog.

Why did Phil Krahn cross the road? Because he is gay

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Pizza. That'll be 20 bucks. -Here you go. -Thank you.

What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

What did the comedian tell the audience? A well thought out joke that anyone can relate to because that is what the point of a joke is.

Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like you Get in the van

whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

a kid plays computer games alot and gets carpoltunel in both hands and lives in pain for the rest of his life.

A murderer walks into a bar with a knife. He then stabs seven people and is then arrested shortly after.

A British man walks into a bar. He has to get stitches.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

I have this friend named Rachel, so I call her Rachel.

Math Quiz! If sally was born on September 18th, 1997, how old will she be on her birthday? Leave your answers on her grave tomorrow.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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