there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

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Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

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ur gey

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Heskey time.

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A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

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The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

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Dogs

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why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

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what is purple and fly? - a purple flying.

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What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

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roses are red violets are black lewis norris has a fucking narra back

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GOODJESUSLORDALMIGHTY dis boy myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy i can't even................ fhrejhklgfjgtedlfcgrbh http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+stupid&start=231&hl=en&safe=active&sa=X&biw=1022&bih=539&tbm=isch&prmd=imvnso&tbnid=6-GniQ6ct-j0HM:&imgrefurl=http://katiespilling.blogspot.com/&docid=6oY2cEt2vFEq0M&imgurl=http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-7nKXEePj87o/T5dBnSfhaBI/AAAAAAAAAHw/RNSE68GzbjU/s1600/Harry%252BStyles%252Bboy%252Bband%252BOne%252BDirection%252Barrives%252B1Tg3l2FYklYl.jpg&w=396&h=594&ei=2Y7HT6jnL4e69QSK2oW5Dw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=244&vpy=12&dur=543&hovh=160&hovw=106&tx=72&ty=122&sig=110416686013590693091&page=18&tbnh=160&tbnw=106&ndsp=13&ved=1t:429,r:1,s:231,i:105

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What did the gay guy say to the other gay guy Want to make out?

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A man buys a prius

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It's valentines today! My girlfriend died.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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Your Mother

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yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

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Did you hear about the woman that died of a heart attack? More oxygen for us!

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Wh ydo i Hate you? 'COs Your a Gimp!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

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What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

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