what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

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Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

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Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

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America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

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Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

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A Serbian Film

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I created darkness. God created the stars. God created the bee. I created the wasp. God created the child. I banged your mother. Moral: Soon my wings of darkness shall destroy your very own star, these words seem empty now, so I will fill them with true meaning and purpose as I will give the same to you the day the sky brightens no more.

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A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

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Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

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I have down syndrome. -RDV

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What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

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What is big, eats cats, smells good, but looks like shit? A big, cat eating, good smelling piece of shit

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what does a baby with no lims get for christmas...cancer

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Picture This, you are going down the freeway in a yellow four-door banana, going 75 mph and all 4 tires blow out, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Theres no bones in ice cream.

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Q: Why do some women insist they don't have penises or testicles? All humans have penises and testicles! A: These women have been brainwashed by feminism. It's quite sad, really.

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this site is an antijoke

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Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? They do. In fact, seagulls can be found near almost any body of water.

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Q:So there's a black guy and a mexican sitting in a car...who's driving? A: The Cop

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I hope you take your own wise words to heart Nero, how would you like to claim to be me and get our ship somewhat on land before it all goes to pieces? After all I have been claiming to be you for a long long time.

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What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

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What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

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What's 9+10 20+1-1-1+2-1-1+1-2+1

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Two chairs were sitting there. One chair says "Could you pass me that cup?" The other chair says "Oh my God a talking chair!"

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

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