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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

What happens to men who grow up. They are probably taller

A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He has flourished throughout his musical career and is a very accomplished man, as he has won many Grammys

Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

Why was 6 afraid of 8 because 8 kidnap 7

Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

knock knock whos there? orange orange who? orange you pissed off your wifes taking in the ass from another guy right now?

A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

Did you hear about the german girl who had sex and died................. it was 50 years later after she had a family of about five kids and lived a happy life as a nurse

Steve buys 60 watermelons.. What does he have? A lot of watermelons.

what did the drunk man say to the bar tender? Hello good sir. Fine day today isn't it.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 6's family

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