ur an fagit

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A black man breaks into a car, he doesn't steal anything because that would a violation of the car owner's privacy.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky, It hit one of the random green pipes.

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3 strangers were locked in a dark room they turned the light on, unlocked the door and proceeded with their day.

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What is worse than blue balls for a guy? Depending on the girl, absolutely nothing. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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Q.What has flashing lights and really bad dancing A.Baby haveing an eppilectic fit

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Want to hear a joke? Me neither.

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Knock knock Who's there? Tom Tom who? Tom Rodgers I don't know you Tom decides to leave the house because the person in the house does not recognize him

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews undergo metabolism, maintain homeostasis, possess a capacity to grow, respond to stimuli, reproduce and, through natural selection, adapt to their environment in successive generations. More complex living organisms can communicate through various means.[1][5] A diverse array of living organisms (life forms) can be found in the biosphere on Earth, and the properties common to these organisms—plants, animals, fungi, protists, archaea, and bacteria—are a carbon- and water-based cellular form with complex organization and heritable genetic information. Pizza does not.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Go up to her and say, "The bookbag coffeepotted the ice cream wedding! Is it gosling for you to rectify this pane of glass and oceans? I won't be able to berry a giant squid before the cows arrive."

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how did the man with just a head hide the fact that he murdered someone? im not sure but this seems highly untrue as someone could not kill someone with just their head.

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Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

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Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

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Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

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why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

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If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

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Knock Knock! FUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFF

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What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

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dry handjob

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Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

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