Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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How do you get a tower to move? Hit it with a plane.

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How many Haitians does it take to change a lightbulb? Typically one, unless the light bulb referenced is in an inconvenient location or is over-sized / industrial grade.

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Remember when the new jokes on this sight actually used to be funny?

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how many dead babies can fit in a microwave? 3 1/2

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doctor: hey u ready to get home person: yea doctor: that sucks cause u have cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Q. When you drink two 5 hour energies, do you get 10 hours of energy or double the energy for 5 hours? A. You die

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How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? You don't, the giraffe is a savanah animals and there is no physical way for a giraffe to fit in a refridgerator.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue... Hold on. Roses could be white too.

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There was a jew, a german and you Despite you were there, the holocaust was You should feel guilty

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roses are red violets are too im bleeding

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An overzealous adventurer takes a trip to the Congo in Central Africa. While exploring the dense jungles, he accidentally drinks water that is contaminated with a very rare virus. He lives through the pain of the virus for many years. About 10 years after his trip to Africa, researchers discover a cure for the adventurer's virus. He goes to the clinic to get his shot to kill the virus. Exhilarated, the now cured adventurer runs out of the clinic but fails to look both ways while crossing the street and gets hit by and ambulance and dies.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kill children dont worry about it

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-What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew -The pizza doesn't experience many years of hardship and social belittlement at the hands of a dictator in need of a scapegoat to support radical ideas.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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burn baby burn your nanas burning

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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Hit me and kick me were on a log. Hit me fell off, swan to shore, and went home.

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Why was Uncle Monty's head damn tasty? Because he shoved it up a horses arse when it needed a shit.

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why couldnt the polish people live in the outhouse? because the mexicans in the basement were too noisy

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amy baked 35 sugar cookies and ate 25, what does she have now? diabetes.

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1,2,3,4,5... 6.

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