Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

What do you call a needy person? A person whos needs need needs.

Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

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Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

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Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

A lysdexic man tries to spell rentally metarded.

Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

Wanna here a good joke? Sure, but you spelled hear wrong.

Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

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So this fat guy farts. It smells.

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

"I think your a hoe" "Don't worry, I know I am!" "You wanna F*** me?" "Hell Ya!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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