A woman is carried out of a bar.

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Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

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It was okay, then Alice my friend and a nurse insisted (she can be a total bitch) I take a painkiller, of course that messed up my focus completely and threw off my hypnotic suggestion which I use to shut down the pain receptors. Ironically I cannot seem to shut off my allergy to dust. Oh, yeah it was the standard bullshit Mensa test, ten patterns or something, oh and while I am terrible at trivia, I am actually much smarter than a fifth grader, I mean one kid told me he was smarter because he could do math better than me and he could, so I choked the little bitch to death, who is the smartest one now?

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Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

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Why did the person have a scrape on their elbow? Because they fell down.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Holy crap, the garden's on fire.

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what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

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What is brown red and white? I don't know, that's why I asked you

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why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

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What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

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What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

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Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

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CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

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What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

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What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

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Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

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Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

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"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

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How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

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What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

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BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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