What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

I'm hungry.

You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

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Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

Why did the boy have sex with his grandpa? His grandpa is a nice guy and it was his birthday.

Women's rights

What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Hearing this joke again.

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

Religious fanatics: WE MUST NOT SIN! Jesus: And I died for their sins? They do not even try a bit of sex and rock and roll? Now that is a sin :( I died for nothing then :( Religious fanatics: Damn!

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