- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

The foreskin of a baby gorilla

What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

The joke below this comment is stupid. Lets go Mets

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

This statement is false.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

Why did the house burn down? Obama

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