Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

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Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

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Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

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dick dick dick... frogs

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How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

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1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

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Has u seen my grammar?

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Latvian guy said to the other latvian guy: ''Why did the chicken cross the road?'' The other latvian guy responded: ''In truth, i do not know. I have not seen chicken in 10 years. The last time was before the red army plundered my village. I can still hear all the screams from the women being raped. But, back to question. Where is this chicken you speak of? I have not eaten in days and my wife and children are close to starvation aswell''

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Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

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Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

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Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

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What's liquid, clear, and tastes like water? H20

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what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would run away too if your name was urdaagaa.

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Whats the difference between a polish drunkard and a German scholar? They are two different nationalities.

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I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

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What is similar to an orange?? A tangerine.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

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I dyslexic man walks into a bra. This incident had no relation whatsoever to his condition. The bra was just in an unusual and inconvenient location, and he wasn't paying much attention to where he was going.

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What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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