A blind, black guy walks into a building. Unfortunately it was a secret KKK building and they beat him, raped him and left him to die. Luckily he was found alive and transported to the hospital. To bad the hospital was bombed by Al Queda.

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- Hey, guess how many people are dead in that cemetery? - I don't know. How many? - All of them.

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Why was the woman sad? Because her son died.

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First the lord created light by shouti... ...Then the lord travelled back in time in order to create voice before that. The lord then said "I almost logic and everything failed at the very beginning. he corrected himself and saw it was good,

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nicky finds it really hard to get it up.

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A Chinese man and an american lived together. The Chinese man said to the american man, "I'm going to walk the dog." The American said "OK." Later that night they were eating dinner. The American said to the Chinese man, "I don't think that I've had this meat before. What is it?" The Chinese man replied, "The dog." The American, surprised, spewed out the food he was eating. "THE DOG!?" he yelled, shocked. The Chinese man replied, "Yes, I TOLD you I was going to wok the dog!"

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whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

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Ask this to your friend. "Yo man, I really need your help on this question. Can you tell me color comes after 9?" guaranteed "wtf"

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Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

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I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

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A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

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what's worse that reading something that just wasted seconds of your life? reading this and wasting more seconds.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

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What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

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What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

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Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

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how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

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Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

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No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

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When life throws you lemons, duck.

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How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

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