Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

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How do you make a baby fly? Hit it's mother in the stomach.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

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what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

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Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

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Knock knock We aren't home Sorry.

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What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

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What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

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what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

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God. God.

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I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

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a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

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I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

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caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

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Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

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What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

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Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

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A: u wanna die B: that is a stupid question because unless u are suicidal u will not, retorical or not A: i do wanna die B: u should get some help u freak person a never did get help, while walking to a certivied psychiatrict evaluater he got hit by a truck. his body can be found at the intersection of church and flatbush, brooklyn. JK he got shot, he was in brookly, duh.

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What's black and white and has difficulty turning corners? A nun with a javelin stuck through the neck.

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Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

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Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

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