- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

Why do you never see hippopotamus hiding in trees? They are really good at it.

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

I am a joke. I am funny.

what's black and can't swim?

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

cancer

why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

Guess what? What? Idk. I just wanted to make u excited.

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

Me: Want to hear a funny joke? Person: What? Me: Women's Right.

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