What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

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Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

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Pigs have the emotional capacity of a five year old think about that next time you have to dissect one in biology

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Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

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Yo mama's so fat that she pushed you off your computer and you couldnt write anymore "yo Mama" jokes.

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Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

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9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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the game

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Q: What's better than the Call Me Maybe video? A: A shot-for-shot parody of it featuring a GIMP! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFxnAITCv5o

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Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

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Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

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BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

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What did the racist black man say to the white man? Nothing they both died in a car accident.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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What was that pirate movie rated? PG-13

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What's better than having sex with your mother? Nothing. I'm in love with her, son.

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Abbie shaved her arse today....then it smiled at me

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What's the difference between Donald Trump and a refrigerator? Open a refrigerator and you will find food, typically refrigerated food like milk, eggs, you know, stuff like that.... When you open Donald Trump you will be charged with murder.

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What's the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue

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What is green and has 4 wheels?... Grass, I lied about the wheels

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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