What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

Why did George smoke weed? Because he was depressed after his wife died and couldn't get over the fact that he would be lonely forevermore.

A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

Q: What do you call a black man in space? A: An astronaut. -Ap

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

Sarah Palin

What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One baby is alive in the middle. What's worse than that? He is eating his way out...

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

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Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

Your mom is so nice.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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