Here is an opposite. Black Santa Claus.

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What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

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how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

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What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

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What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

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How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

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What stops a train? A missile

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Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

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What did little Susie give to young Billy on Christmas? Genital Herpes.

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What did the kind hearted wolf do when he saw the small, helpless, fluffy bunny? He ate it.

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Two families of pedophiles go to the beach. One of the dads lays down to suntan and looks at the other dad. "Hey! Get out of my son!" he exclaims.

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What happened after the lawer jumped off the bridge? His family mourned his loss for years.

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Penis.

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This boy. We shall call him George. George was skating down the street when he passed the market. George stopped and looked in when he saw this SWEET pair of shoes! They were priced for 20 bucks. So George rushed home and went to his dad who was mowing the lawn. "DAD DAD!" "what?" The dad said. "I FOUND THESE SWEET PAIR OF SHOES! Can you lend me 20 bucks?" His dad shook his head and George ran inside the house and went up to his mom who was washing the dishes. "Mom can you lend me 20 bucks for these sweet shoes?" His mom just looked at him funny and said, "No". Angry, George set off upstairs to his sister's room who was on the computer. "Sis can you lend me...." "GET OUT OF MY ROOM!!" She slammed the door in his face. George sighed and went to his room. But before he got to his door, he saw a 20 dollar bill on the floor. He picked it up and rushed to the store. Once he got the shoes he ran back home to his dad. "Dad DAD! Look at these.." He stopped and saw his dad that was under the lawnmower dead. George shrugged and went inside to his mom. "Mom mom! Look at these...." He stopped and saw that his mom was stuffed in the dishwasher, dead. George sighed and ran upstairs to show his sis. "Hey sis look at...." She was found with her head in the computer screen, dead. So George sighed and walked down to the living room. He plumped on the couch and wondered about how his family died. Then there was a knock on the door. George hesitated. It knocked again. He got up and went to the door. Opened it and out stood a penguin. He stared at the penguin. "What do you want?!" The penguin stared back. What did he say?????? Nothing penguins can't talk.

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What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

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Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

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The Earth is a nice place to live.

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an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

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What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

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A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

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What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

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Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

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What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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A blonde walks into a bar ouch

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