why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

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You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

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Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

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knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

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Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

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What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

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Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

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A Jew and a Nazi walk into a bar... 1 year later they are married with a baby on the way

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

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What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

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Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

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What did the dog say to the house? Roof

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What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

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Why did the penis enter the vagina? They were trying for a baby

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what do you call an elevator full of white people. a box of crackers

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How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

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What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

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What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

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why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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