- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

Knock Knock Whose there? Its John

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

there was a black man his head looked like a peanut

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

What did pinocchio want to become? Hepatitus free.

Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

Your mums a potato

A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

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What's Brown and dirty? Dirt

Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

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