- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do friends and trees have in common? They will both fall over after being hit multiple times with an ax.

What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Your mom is so fat when she sat on wallmart she lowered the prices

I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

obama

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

what do you get if you put a baby in a microwave? an erection

What is greater than God, More evil than the Devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, If you eat it, you will die? Madelyns head

Rebecca Black.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says "What is this? A joke?" They then proceed to rape the barman.

Knock knock come in.

How to condom style ayyyyyy sexy horsey how how how how how to condom style

why did the man fart? because he felt like it.

No deal, blind trust and I help you, or no friendship, and certainly no reason to help you.

How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

Life is like a box of chocolates! It sucks if you have diabetes

Like a bit of a cozy fight or something.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! pulls him out of the hole

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