- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

What did the chair say when someone sat on it? Nothing. The person's butt covered the chair's mouth.

A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

"Knock knock." "No."

Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally had a burning hatred for dairy products.

Why did the fireman go to the police station? He didn't go to the police station, he went to the fire station.

Sarah Palin

who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me anytime you're free, but I can't guarantee I will answer because I could be at work.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

What did the clown say when his car broke down? Sh*t!

What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

black people

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

What is yellow and bright? The sun.

Guy A turns to Guy B and says, 'Hey, can I use your cellphone to call my mom?" Guy B nods and says, "Yeah, sure, just press redial." Guy B had been planning an surprise party for Guy A and had called Guy A's mother for ideas.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??