- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you sabotage someone's car? Drop a fridge on it

Nero, thank you for this opportunity, I desire to join the shadows, I left a thumbs up. Michelle

What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

Caca.

Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

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Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jason. Jason who? The person who is answering the door hears a chainsaw start up and suddenly realizes that Jason is the murderer from Friday the Thirteenth. The person goes and gets their shotgun, ready to blast Jason's head of when he breaks in.

What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

What do you call mexicans running down the hallway? JAIL BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

Why didn't cancer cross the road? Because it was to busy taking my family.

John went to the shop to purchase a can of coca cola. He left the shop with a can of coca cola.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

What is the difference between a baby and a rat? I don't have a rat in a cage

how many neggers does it take to screw in a light bul.... Nvm, Neggers be too busy screwing ur wife, plus they're lazy.

Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

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