What is funnier than a dead baby? almost everything. there is nothing funny about a dead baby.

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What happens when you wake a sleepwalker? Waking sleepwalkers does not harm them. While it is true that a person may be confused or disoriented for a short time after awakening, this does not cause them further harm. In contrast, sleepwalkers may injure themselves if they trip over objects or lose their balance while sleepwalking. Such injuries are common among sleepwalkers.

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what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

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A woman wearing a very fancy, striped sweater walks into a bar and sits down. The bar tender asks her “what’ll it be”?. The girl replies “Just a beer for me”. As this happens a child in Africa dies from complications due to starvation.

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A boy bought a dozen roses, eleven real, one fake. He looks deeply into his girlfriends eyes, hers looking back, brimming with love and affection as he says, "I slept with your sister."

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Q: What did the whale say to the other whale? A: MMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

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Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

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Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

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Why couldn't the duck fly? It died.

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I mustache you a question. But I'll shave it for later.

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Why can't helen keller drive? She never got her permit

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How did the chicken know where he was going? He had a map.

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How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? A car crash.

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What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense Microwave

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A jew a muslim and a catholic walk into a doctors office. The doctor is arrested for raping a child and his office closes. The Jew and Muslim find another doctor andthe Catholic dies because he had aids

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Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

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men, men like men= men+bed

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A kid has no friends.

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A Chinese kid fails his math test.

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what happened to the 4 year old girl who got stuck in the freezer? She froze.

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What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

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What is the difference between a rabbit and a plum? A: They are both purple, except for the rabbit!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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