A black man walks into KFC. the whole room..THE GAME.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

Why was the kid mad? Because he died.

A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like trains (:

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

H o m o comes out as homo

What's more annoying than reading a joke you can't understand? ?????

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Solely for our entertainment purposes.

Why is chad so gay? Its his choice.

what did john boner say to the hor that was jewing his laundry want to sex my motherss twat?

So much with being an author... You with the Feds? The CIA?

My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

A pterodactyl walks into a bar, bartender says "What'll you have." To which the pterodactyl graciously replies "RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR." Because pterodactyl's do not speak English.

Today is my birthday.... Goodbye cruel world

What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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