Why was the jew crying? He just found out his newborn baby had twenty minutes to live.

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What is worse than the holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Whats In My Trash? Bears

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ew. I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth! ...that's what she said!

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Why did the black man go to church? Because his father died.

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Your Mommy is a gas pump.

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Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

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What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

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Your momma's so fat that she can't pass through some turnstiles and needs go through some other way with people staring and feel sad about it.

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if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

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A school bus full of orphans falls of a cliff.

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I LIKE TRAINS

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What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

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Q: Why didn't Jack go up the hill? A: He had prior engagements.

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One terrible stormy night, the citizens of Ristoville were hiding from the monsterous lightning cloud approaching them. Little Jonny Harrison, however, was not afraid. This boy had been bullied from the ripe young age of about 14 months by his closest friend, Uncle Oliver, who happens to be a Catholic Priest. Jonny wanted to face the storm, with 6 years behind him, he thought it bizzare that anything worse than Uncle Oliver's magical basement could be brought unto him. He grabbed his supply of Cheese and Onion Quavers, a couple cartons of Apple and Blackcurrant Flavoured Ribena, his pretend mobile, a 10ft long metal conductor and his pet grape, "Christopher", and set out for the journey of his life. He told his terminally ill mother that he is going for the adventure of a lifetime, his dad that he wishes him well, and finally, his Grandmother, Rosie Harrison, who has had a severe addiction to meth for almost 25 years now, who has had over 13 interventions and countless attempts at suicide, that he loves her with all of his strong, brave heart, and to hang in there. Little Jonny Harrison takes his first step outside, facing the eye of storm with a little bit of pee in his pants, squeezes his Ribena, slightly squirting it and throwing it heroicly to the drooping wet grass, and screams to the cloud, at the top of his lungs, the words, "I am unstoppable!". Jonny died of HIV induced AIDS and his Uncle was given three to five years, depending on behavior, in a high security prison for child molestation and consistent domestic abuse and paedophillia. His Grandmother, Rosie, also died later that day.

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What happens when you drive down the road? you get to the end of the road

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yo mamas so dumb she named her house butt and her son crack and then she called the police saying I looked all over my butt and i can not find my crack.

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Yo mama's so fat she needed a toilet that had a bigger seat (just like me)

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the fat boy named biggins ate a twinkie, a man named scruffy came along and shot biggins, now biggins has no nose

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Giant scorpions, red roses, adoption, the holocaust, bars, changing light bulbs, and fridges.

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My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

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What did the redneck say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators.

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