- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what can't you see but stalks you all day and night? ME!!!

Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

You know what they say about big shoes? Big socks. You know what they say about big socks? Big feet. You know what they say about big feet? Big hands. You know what they say about big hands? Cancer.

okay so this guy walks into the bar and says DON BE STUPE SHE SPIT GOOD AND EVERYTHIN. why did he say that. BECAUSE EVERYBODY HATES HIS SPIT

Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

your mother is so fat that she got brain damaged from cardiac arrest and now needs medical care for the rest of her life.

What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

Roses are red, violets are blue, I had some crack, my unicorn says hi.

Knock knock Who's there? To To be continued.

Q: Why do some women insist they don't have penises or testicles? All humans have penises and testicles! A: These women have been brainwashed by feminism. It's quite sad, really.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? - nothing oceans are inanimate objects that are incapable of talking.

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

I was gonna make a joke about a my dick... Racecar

How many Jews does it take to fill a shower? As many as it does to fill an ash tray.

why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

Want to hear a joke? ... Oh dear, I can't think of any. Golly, this is embarrassing.

knock knock whose there? suck my a s s barf

how do you turn your dishwasher into a garbage disposal? make her take out the trash.

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that's just been shot.

What's brown and sticky? A Stick!

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